Reasons Why We Hate Chip:
1. He's an asshole
2. He ruins everyone's buzz
3. He shit and pissed all over my floor
4. He smells
5. He drinks everybody's booze

Stupid Shit Chip Did:
1. Shot Matt with a roman candle
2. Shot me with a bottle rocket
3. Lit a rocket in Mannix's room
4. Hit 12 year old girl in the head with a shot glass
5. Burned Matt's ceiling with a can of "Off"
And the all time stupidest thing he ever did:

Shit and pissed on my floor!

At this moment Chip is walking home and we're making a website about him. It is now 11:00 A.M. and we spent all night fucking with Chip.